Lux, the Lady of Luminosity

Starlight, star bright, first glass I drink tonight...

Leona, the Radiant Dawn

Have too many and the next thing you'll remember is the dawn...

Ahri, the 9 Tails Fox

The more you drink the better your Charm works...

Lulu, the Fae Sorceress

So good you'll feel like a squirrel...

Veigar, the Tiny Master of Evil

Yes, this is a short joke...

Gragas, the Rabble Rouser

A couple of these drinks it'll be a Happy Hour indeed...

Gangplank, the Saltwater Scourge

But I added some orange juice and it was k...

Anivia, the Cryophoenix

Don't drink too fast or you'll get brain freeze...

Teemo, the Swift Scout

 After a few of these you will be camouflaged...

Cassiopeia, the Serpent’s Embrace

 Not naturally poisonous unless you drink too many...